Sometimes it’s difficult to figure out what to write on the birthday card.
More than an ordinary Happy Birthday, obviously!
Maybe you find the uninformed messages already printed on cards you purchase from shops a little sloppy?
We are here at Obscenity Cards, providing rude birthday cards to assist you!
We do not just have an amazing selection of birthday cards, we can also assist you lazy fucks by supplying a humorous or insulting message to put inside.
Without further delay I present to you 53 birthday wishes you won’t get anywhere else. ….
Birthday Card Messages
Happy Birthday beautiful. Jks.
It is best to celebrate your birthday in the same way as you entered this world: without clothes and crying.
Happy birthday ya big cock sucker!
You’re too old to be you’re old Dead Sea was just getting sick before the time you got there.
Do you think there will be cakes? !
Happy anniversary to the kid who has been a teenager since they were three years old!
I don’t have anything to give you, as my presence is yours. You’re welcome!
Don’t even care that it’s the day you celebrate your birthday. I’ve thought there would be beer.
You’ve just gone from the slag of old to the slag of today. Happy Birthday!
I hope your birthday is filled with the booze of your dreams!
Happy Birthday to the office slut.
Let us hope that you remain long enough to be able to spit your pants.
I’m not planning to include an age-related joke in this card because I truly regret the age you’re.
Let’s celebrate the day that you touched your mom’s vagina!
I had planned to bake your a Rum cake to celebrate your birthday, but all I have is cake. And I’m drunk.
Happy birthday to a very special sister for her birthday. She’s a friend for the rest of their lives until you begin to steal my clothes and then I’ll consider you in my eyes dead. A lot of love!
Does the cake will be big enough to accommodate every candle?
Happy birthday! One year closer to the day you die. day..
There were some famous people who were born during your day. You’re not one of them.
Let’s get fucking smashed! !
Continue to age in shamefully Happy Birthday!
Thank you that you made me feel more youthful.
It could be because you’re playing with the old.
One year older, but not wiser..
Mid-life crisis as a trigger?
Happy Birthday To Mum the second most-loved child.
It’s hard work to age and when you’re a senior, it shows!
#birthdaywanker
Forget about the past, it’s been. Don’t think about the future since you cannot predict it. Also, forget about the present as I did. Enjoy this card!
Thank you for being my wonderful stunning and funny daughter/son. You remind me of me.
You’re now the oldest you’ve been however, you’re also the smallest you’ll ever be.. There’s more!
You’re old-fashioned now!
You’re too old for the film Jurassic Park brings back memories.
You’re too old, but at an auction, people started bidding on you.
You’re old enough that having to do it three times a night is the number of times you’re forced to go to the toilet.
You’re you’re so Fred Flintstone was your neighbour.
I hope that you’ve already started saving up for the facelift.
Hey sugar tits! Have a wonderful day!
A Happy Birthday to Old Fart. Age is simply an number. For you, it is quite a large number.
As you age and get older, hangovers become more severe!
I’ve already handed you herpes, and I thought you wouldn’t need anything more from me.
Happy Birthday, wanna shag?
Don’t fret if birthdays cause you down, because at your age , you’ll not have many birthdays to be concerned about.
You’re 18! Now you’re officially an adult at least on paper.
21 and still haven’t gotten you laid?
Happy birthday , Mum and Dad! This year, we’ve all contributed to pay for a room in The nursing facility. It’s never too to early!
Let’s have a party as if it’s 1999 or 1899 in your instance in the same way it was the year you attended.
Thank me for sending you a card , and not just posted it on the wall of your Facebook.
A Queen’s gift card the year to come? ?
4 out of 5 get a good amount of money in their credit cards. Happy birthday to number 5!
Best wishes on your birthday, as your friend , I swear that I will not reveal your true age.
I hope you have a wonderful birthday celebration. Sorry I’m not at the surprise celebration!
Happy Grey Pubes’ Birthday!
It is possible to take one humorous line, or mix it up and use some of the lines and create a full paragraph if you like! You can really give the birthday boy or girl an enjoyable laugh.
Create your own hilarious card and they’ll never forget the laughter they shared at your offensive slurs. You can also say, oopsie.
It could be your mom or dad, your sister or brother or best friend, a workplace colleague, or even a gift from your dog!
They’ll know you’ve put your heart and soul into their card . You’ll bring smiles to their faces when they realize that you’ve included a humorous note on the birthday card.
We hope that you enjoyed our list of humorous and offensive things to write about in your birthday cards and enjoyed it as much as we did!
Feel free to contribute!
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